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Shqipo's Virtual Mumblings

Shqipo's personal blog, about anything and nothing.

Argh!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Some people are just too damn stupid! And this idiot deserves to rot in a dirty corner with rats crawling all over him and no medical help for consciously putting others in danger!

Another year gone

Monday, May 28, 2007
They say I was born 32 years ago to this day. Well... so be it. Another year has passed, disappeared into who-knows-what. It was not an uneventful year, and, despite it's difficulties, I don't regret it. Heck, I was even promoted twice! :)

So, here's an empty glass to myself!

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Free wireless internet!

Saturday, May 26, 2007
Great idea!

http://www.google.com/tisp/

Sex in the City + Matrix

Wednesday, May 23, 2007
They did a great job with this one, hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yjOhaef4Sk

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Modern day torture?

Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Since I got the guts to talk about sex toys yesterday, I guess today I'll continue it with something else.

While watching the interesting (am I getting old???) History Channel shows, once in a while they show commercials for Cialis, an ED (erectile dysfunction, for those who don't know) drug. Their punch line: "if the moment is not right, don't worry, you have 36 hours" - or something like that, I don't recall it exactly.

First of all, I had no idea ED was so widespread - and I sure hope I never have a chance to know what it's like. But my point for this post is: 36 hours of erection? Are you serious? I remember, a long time ago, when, uhm, a couple of hours would cause the infamous "blue balls" syndrome was so damn painful, it was hard to walk! Can you imagine 36 hours of that? I shudder to even think what it may feel like! If that's not torture, I don't know what it is!

And who wants to talk around for 36 hours with a tent in his pants anyway? And if you have to take public transportation (subway, bus, etc.) during rush hour... how many times can you say excuse me before some girl's boyfriend beats you up?

Ah modern medicine...

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Reporting from the Middle Ages

Tuesday, May 15, 2007
There are several things that make me happy of having the opportunity to live and work in this country - and there are several other things that embarrass me.

Now, I'm not embarrassed talking about sex toys; I don't use them, but I have no problem talking about sex. What embarrasses me is the freakin' Middle Age, Inquisition Era laws that fundamentalist Christian morons are creating in the 21st Century America - and judges approve them! It makes it less painful for me to know that it's happening in the good ol' South, but give me a break! So, it's OK if they marry/breed their cousins but it's not OK to buy sex toys? I don't think broom handles are very hygienic or comfortable, you know? Geez!

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Maturity level

Saturday, May 12, 2007
Growing up, I was told I was more mature than other kids of my age. No, I wasn't told by my parents; they weren't really the type who would shower us with unreasonable superlatives. That's the reason why some of my friends were older than me.

As I grow older, I realize that, sometimes, I feel, think and behave like a teenager. And probably annoy the sh!t out of people around me.

Damn it, it's quite a torture to be a Gemini...

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Vive La France... maybe

Wednesday, May 09, 2007
A friend of mine sent me this. Those damn French! So... I guess I'm doomed that I live here? I don't know... but I'm not taking a chance to move to France, that's for sure!

Edit: link is fixed, sorry about that.

Da Commander

Saturday, May 05, 2007
oh brother...: http://apnews.excite.com/article/20070504/D8OTQMQG0.html

no need for comments on this one.